Now that I’ve decided that I have no shame when it comes to embarrassing myself on the internet, I’m here to tell all of you that tonight I will be attending the midnight premiere of New Moon.
Judge me if you must. But hear me out before you stop reading this blog because you just lost any respect you might have for me.
First, say what you will about the Twilight phenomenon. That they’re horribly written, the characters are two dimensional (at best), it centers on an abusive relationship, it reads like badly written fanfic. That it freaks you out that Robert Pattinson would rather style his hair with natural body oils than use shampoo. I certainly have said and thought all these things. But! On the other hand, it is getting a whole lot of kids reading when they otherwise wouldn’t be. Also, you can’t really deny that they’re pretty entertaining as you’re reading them. Or maybe you can. But I know I’m not the only one who was totally enthralled in the books only to have my eyes opened at a certain point. (I could make a joke about being dazzled, but then even I would lose respect for myself.)
Whatever. The main point is that when my friends asked if I wanted to go I was at a crossroads. On one hand, I’m morally obligated to accept any and every invitation to go to a movie theater. I don’t think it’s possible to convey how much I love being in movie theaters. Small indie ones, big megaplexes. Cheesy bathroom styling, popcorn and soda all over the floor. It doesn’t even matter. It’s all part of the experience and I love it soooo much. Seriously.When asked what their favorite place is most people would say something about a beautiful city or the beach or something. There’s a significant chance I’d name a movie theater. Actually, anyone who know me, would tell you there is a 100% chance I’d name the Alamo Drafthouse. Best movie theater in the country. Hands down. If you’re ever in Texas, go check it out.
Also, there are very few things I hate more than a pretentious movie fan. Some of the movies I love the most have no respect. Fast and Furious, Transformers, Repo the Genetic Opera. And being a Firefly fan and Joss Whedon aficionado has put me on the receiving end of the equation, like any group that’s passionate for anything that strays from the mainstream. We’ve had to ensure our fair share of criticism and jokes from the media and blogosphere. So I get it, and respect Twilight fans for loving the story even if it’s not the cool thing to do.
On the other hand, I swore to more than one person I would not pay to see this movie. I hate that I’m contributing to allowing it to break the record for ticket presales. Beating out Dark Knight, Harry Potter, and Star Wars. I’m a big fan of movies getting the attention (and money) they deserve. New Moon does not deserve this record and it hurts me. And now that my eyes are opened to all of its failures, I can’t really take it seriously.
Either way, I was sacrificing my values. In the end I decided that friends, and fun new experiences of getting back from movie theaters at 2:30 in the morning, beat a pretentious and self-centered desire to distance myself from something just because people consider it a little odd.
Worst case scenario, I get to explore a new movie theater and spend time with friends. And who knows, I might just end up enjoying the movie.